Who wants to guess the origin of fake baby poop? Baby-shower activities could use an upgrade in the usefulness department. The usual activities range from sweet (write down your wish for baby) to creative (paint a onesie) to wrong (guess how much weight the guest of honor has gained). Then the mama-to-be opens gifts from a registry list that she probably agonized over for weeks, without really knowing what she needs. (Which diaper bag? How many bibs? Should I have a wipe warmer? I guess it can’t hurt…) When baby comes, most of this stuff is forgotten. The thing the new parents are most grateful for? Like, so grateful they’re practically in tears? Visitors who bring food. I...
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